Author's Index

Age: ......................35 and 0 days
Life Expectancy: ...83
Height: ..................5'11"
Weight: .................169
Sex: .......................M* (*occasional girlish giggle)
Wives: ...................1
Cats: ......................1
Sharks: ..................0   :-(
Condos: .................2
Annual Income: ....Hundreds of dollars
Licenses: ...............3 (none to ill or kill, sadly)
Countries visited: ..12
Feet: ......................2
Feet with fungus:...50%