"And now, traffic.
Southbound HOV lanes of Route 800 near Exit 15 have large, glowing arrows. Drive over the arrows and get a boost in speed! Save time and gas, and get your high-occupancy vehicle to work on time!
There’s a stalled car at the downtown off-ramp of Eastern Expressway. Tow trucks are on the scene to euthanize the vehicle and chase away scavenging vermin.
There are several accidents to report. In fact, infinite accidents. Everything is an accident. Or at least, let us hope so.
This has been traffic."
- Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale
Southbound HOV lanes of Route 800 near Exit 15 have large, glowing arrows. Drive over the arrows and get a boost in speed! Save time and gas, and get your high-occupancy vehicle to work on time!
There’s a stalled car at the downtown off-ramp of Eastern Expressway. Tow trucks are on the scene to euthanize the vehicle and chase away scavenging vermin.
There are several accidents to report. In fact, infinite accidents. Everything is an accident. Or at least, let us hope so.
This has been traffic."
- Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale
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